Apparently we don't like things anymore.

Joaquin Phoenix being either genuinely nutty or promoting his lame art.

poor little thing :(...ok i'm actually making this blog really irrelevant and for that i apologize.

Q & A with the editors of Road and Traffic

Q: At what age do boys become Don Draper?
A: They become Don Draper never. Don Draper is clearly a product that we all dreamed up as a society.

Urgh

and he was supposed to be perfect :(

The conversation, if I recall correctly, went something like this:

fleance2: would you ever get an iphone?
fleance1: NO
fleance1: i'm against them
fleance2: ME TOO
fleance1: they're douchey and I hate them on principle
fleance2: YES
fleance2: we both hate them on principle
fleance2: i'm gonna blog about this


This however is a different story altogether:



CUTE CUTE CUTE

daddytypes.com

I hope this guy opens for neil young one day

Funcan

Since I'm such a good friend, here are some pictures I've dedicated to you. This is Funcan, aka Lee Ryan as he is legally called. He is 25 and does a bunch of stuff now. I didn't really look into it very thoroughly but here you go! He lives.

Mad Men was on television and I really need a cigarette. Or maybe it's just because I need a cigarette.

Northern's School Song

Hail Dear Old Northern
School of Fame and Learning
Thy praise we’re singing
Hear our voices ringing
Through the years to follow
Always we’ll be true to
Thy colours flying
Red, Gold and Blue
Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah

SING IT everyone

I can't find the picture of Ms. W but wow I stole these from Salvador and this is all I remember of high school. Calculus is the shit.




This is Ms. Manda, who you never had because you took DATA (GROSS).

OH MY GOD. I can't believe it's on youtube but here's the Bitsy Bears movie. I have it on VHS. IT'S AMAZING.

POLLY POCKET!!!!!!


Images: flickr.com/skybluecrayons

Prozzak

Remember these guys? why didn't the guy's head touch his body? Where was his NECK....Also, did you know that these guys were a side project of the PHILOSOPHER KINGS?? Ok now i have more questions than answers. I feel an investigation coming on.

doing my masters

let's hope it's not at brock (no offense to people who go to brock and love it...yuk yuk yuk)

ARGH

this is the most like a homicidal maniac he's ever looked

The Happy Meal Conundrum

When I was a kid, my dad always took me to McDonalds on Tuesdays. I always got the Happy Meal with the Chicken McNuggets and a small fries, but the TOY was the best part. No matter what it was, I relished whatever novelty item was in the box (bag?). Anyway, whenever my mom or stepmom took me to McDonalds, I NEVER GOT THE TOY. Whenever they'd ask if I wanted the toy behind the counter, my mom or stepmom would say "no she doesn't want it", or "no you can't have the toy" and I never quite understood why. Does the toy cost extra? Would it have taken up too much room somewhere? Inquiring minds need to know. Maybe I keep all my childhood toys to this day to make up for the trauma of never getting those amazing figurines.

Winning love by daylight: a memoir

As I was entering grade 3 Sailor Moon cards became SUPER SUPER cool. What I lacked in mood rings I made up for in Sailor Moon cards. Made up for and then tripled. I had a LOT of cards. I collected them in a binder and I had a very specific and logical method of cataloguing them. I had holographic ones and rare ones and super rare ones with not only one but TWO layers of stickers that my best friend at the time gave me in exchange for my continued support in best friendship. One afternoon after a fruitful day of trading and bribing and inward gloating about my success in the market, I decided to leave a huge stack of them, UNPROTECTED, in my desk. I don't know how many there were but by morning the next day I only had about 30 remaining. I don't think I've ever been as sad since then. A part of me is lost forever.

MOOD RANGS

I wanted one sooo bad as a kid but my mom said they were dumb. Childhood robbed, dreams shattered.